I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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