found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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