Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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