Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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