its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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