it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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