My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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Can I color on your dick again?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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