Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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