I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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