I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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