Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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