Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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