the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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Have fun and good luck.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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