I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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