I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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