Please don't use social media to get back at me.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
