Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you win again, gameday.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Randomize
