this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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