I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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