At least make sure they are 18
Why
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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