You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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