dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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