The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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