I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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