I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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