Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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