yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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