My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
