Kiss
Puke
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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