there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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