I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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