I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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