Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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