I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
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Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I have aggressive nipples.
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