i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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