Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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