So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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