Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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