You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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