..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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