I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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