HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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