found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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