We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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