i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she looked like the before picture.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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