what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
there was a trapeze. enough said
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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