Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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