Who wears a wallet chain?!
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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