Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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