dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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