Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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