Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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