Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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