Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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