i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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