I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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