Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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