Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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