i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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